1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:02,133 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:04,075 I THINK YOU'RE A LOUSY MOTHER. GABY WAS INSULTED. 3 00:00:04,075 --> 00:00:06,107 DID YOU JUST SAY THAT TO MY FACE? 4 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,109 I CLOSED THE DOOR TO ASK 5 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:10,211 IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE MY NEW SENIOR V.P. 6 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,343 LYNETTE CHOSE NOT TO MENTION HER PREGNANCY. OH! 7 00:00:12,343 --> 00:00:14,515 YOU GET TO STAY IN SCHOOL. 8 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,487 SUSAN TRIED TO PROTECT JULIE. 9 00:00:16,487 --> 00:00:18,189 YOU SHOT ME! 10 00:00:18,189 --> 00:00:20,121 THAT GUN IS UNDER OUR REAL NAME. 11 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,752 I WANNA CALL THE POLICE. UH, JUST... 12 00:00:21,752 --> 00:00:24,195 AND ANGIE HAD TO PROTECT HER SECRET. 13 00:00:24,195 --> 00:00:26,627 HIGH ROAD ALL THE WAY. THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 14 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,459 MM-HMM. 15 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,766 (Mary Alice) BREE HODGE HAD A PROBLEM. 16 00:00:35,766 --> 00:00:38,469 SHE DID NOT WANT TO FALL IN LOVE 17 00:00:38,469 --> 00:00:41,412 WITH KARL MAYER. 18 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:45,646 SHE WAS APPALLED BY HIS TABLE MANNERS... 19 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,449 WHAT? 20 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:50,821 HIS PERSONAL ETHICS... 21 00:00:50,821 --> 00:00:54,155 WHAT? 22 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,187 AND HIS WANDERING EYE. 23 00:00:58,459 --> 00:00:59,790 WHAT? 24 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:04,435 NO, BREE DID NOT WANT TO FALL FOR KARL MAYER, 25 00:01:04,435 --> 00:01:07,067 AND YET SHE KNEW IN HER HEART 26 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,370 THAT SHE WAS STARTING TO. 27 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,173 AND THAT'S WHY SHE ALSO KNEW 28 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,175 THE TIME HAD COME... 29 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,707 WE HAVE TO TALK. TO LEAVE. 30 00:01:16,707 --> 00:01:20,151 (laughs) HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE FACE? YOU DUMPING ME? 31 00:01:22,113 --> 00:01:23,454 KARL... 32 00:01:23,454 --> 00:01:26,857 OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE DUMPING ME. 33 00:01:26,857 --> 00:01:29,460 WE'VE BOTH KNOWN THIS COULDN'T LAST FOREVER, 34 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:31,762 SO LET'S END IT NOW BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT. 35 00:01:31,762 --> 00:01:34,595 BUT IT'S GOING SO WELL. 36 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,328 I FEEL WE'RE GETTING CLOSER. WE ARE. 37 00:01:37,328 --> 00:01:39,300 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 38 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,104 WHEN I AGREED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I FELT QUITE SURE 39 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,106 THAT MY DISDAIN FOR YOUR VULGARITY 40 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,108 AND ASTOUNDING LACK OF SCRUPLES 41 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,582 WOULD PRECLUDE ANY CHANCE OF MY DEVELOPING FEELINGS FOR YOU. 42 00:01:51,582 --> 00:01:53,514 BUT AGAINST ALL REASON, 43 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,186 IT'S HAPPENING. 44 00:01:55,186 --> 00:01:58,189 I DON'T WANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A MAN 45 00:01:58,189 --> 00:02:00,251 I'M NOT EVEN SURE I LIKE. 46 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:03,824 I'M GLAD WE'RE BEING CAREFUL ABOUT NO ONE GETTING HURT. 47 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:07,828 PLEASE, LET'S NOT MAKE THIS ANY HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE. 48 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,162 OKAY. 49 00:02:11,162 --> 00:02:13,464 YOU SAY WE'RE DONE, WE'RE DONE. 50 00:02:13,464 --> 00:02:15,766 I WAS GONNA WAIT TO GIVE YOU THIS LATER, 51 00:02:15,766 --> 00:02:17,808 MAYBE OVER DINNER OR SOMETHING. 52 00:02:17,808 --> 00:02:20,841 I GUESS NOW IT'S SORT OF A PARTING GIFT. 53 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,743 I COULDN'T. 54 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,875 OPEN IT. 55 00:02:28,219 --> 00:02:30,251 (gasps) (chuckles) 56 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,822 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 57 00:02:31,822 --> 00:02:34,625 OH, AND IT'S INSCRIBED. 58 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:39,460 "TO MY DEAR AND BELOVED... IRENE"? 59 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,931 IRENE WAS MY GRANDMOTHER. 60 00:02:40,931 --> 00:02:43,764 MY GRANDPA GAVE IT TO HER ON THEIR FIRST WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. 61 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,266 OH. 62 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:48,269 WELL, SHE HAD NO GRANDDAUGHTERS, SO SHE WILLED IT TO ME. 63 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,271 SHE SAID, "SOMEDAY YOU'LL FIND 64 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:53,874 THE PERFECT WOMAN TO GIVE THIS TO," AND SHE WAS RIGHT. 65 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,377 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 66 00:02:56,377 --> 00:03:00,651 I'M--I DIDN'T PLAN ON FALLING FOR YOU, EITHER. 67 00:03:00,651 --> 00:03:02,653 AND I DON'T BLAME YOU 68 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:05,486 FOR WANTING TO RUN THE OTHER WAY. 69 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,489 AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH... 70 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,561 I LOVE YOU. 71 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,595 AND IN THAT MOMENT, 72 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:17,728 BREE KNEW THAT THE TIME TO LEAVE HER LOVER HAD COME... 73 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:34,745 AND GONE. 74 00:03:34,745 --> 00:03:36,417 ANN PETERSON 75 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:39,490 WAS THE PRINCIPAL OF FAIRVIEW ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, 76 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:42,593 AND SHE BELIEVED IN RULES. 77 00:03:42,593 --> 00:03:47,298 SHE USED THEM TO TEACH HYGIENE, 78 00:03:47,298 --> 00:03:50,901 TO CONTROL BEHAVIOR 79 00:03:50,901 --> 00:03:54,835 AND TO INSTILL ORDER. 80 00:03:54,835 --> 00:04:00,371 YES, MRS. PETERSON BELIEVED IN RULES. 81 00:04:00,371 --> 00:04:02,543 SHE ALSO BELIEVED 82 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:05,546 THAT THOSE WHO DIDN'T FOLLOW THEM 83 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,718 SHOULD BE PUNISHED. 84 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,256 OKAY, THE CAMERA IS ROLLING. 85 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,258 ARE THERE ANY WORDS YOU'D LIKE TO SAY 86 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,461 BEFORE YOUR DAUGHTER MAKES HER STAGE DEBUT? 87 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:23,934 LET US PRAY. GABY, JUANITA IS GOING TO SEE THIS. 88 00:04:23,934 --> 00:04:27,868 OH, TRUST ME, THIS IS NOT FOOTAGE YOU'RE GONNA WANNA KEEP. 89 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,940 WELL, I'M SORRY. I TRIED TO WORK WITH HER. 90 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:33,644 BUT YOU MAY AS WELL KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER IS TALENT-FREE. 91 00:04:33,644 --> 00:04:35,806 SHE IS ONLY 7. HOW BAD COULD SHE BE? 92 00:04:35,806 --> 00:04:37,808 WELL, I'VE ALREADY LOOKED THROUGH THE PROGRAM 93 00:04:37,808 --> 00:04:40,311 TO PICK OUT A KID WE CAN PRETEND IS OURS. 94 00:04:40,311 --> 00:04:43,484 I LIKE PAIGE GLOVER. I'M GONNA BE HER MOMMY. 95 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:46,587 (piano playing) 96 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:52,323 MY NAME IS MILES STANDISH. 97 00:04:52,323 --> 00:04:56,497 WE HAVE COME TO SHARE WITH YOU OUR BOUNTY. 98 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,499 AND TO GIVE THANKS 99 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,501 FOR THIS NEW LAND, 100 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:04,335 WHERE WE ARE FREE FROM RELIGIOUS PERSKACOOTION. 101 00:05:04,335 --> 00:05:06,737 (laughter) 102 00:05:06,737 --> 00:05:08,879 UH, UH, UM... 103 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:11,782 WHICH ONE IS PAIGE GLOVER? (whispers) SHH, SHH. 104 00:05:11,782 --> 00:05:14,685 RELIGIOUS PERSPACOTION. 105 00:05:14,685 --> 00:05:16,587 UM... 106 00:05:16,587 --> 00:05:19,750 WHERE WE ARE FREE FROM RELIGIOUS... 107 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:20,891 (whispers) PERSECUTION! 108 00:05:20,891 --> 00:05:22,993 READ THE CORN! I WROTE IT ON THE CORN! 109 00:05:22,993 --> 00:05:24,525 (sighs) 110 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,927 PER--PERSKA... PROSSA... 111 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,659 AW-- 112 00:05:28,659 --> 00:05:29,960 AT THAT MOMENT, 113 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:34,465 JUANITA SOLIS CHOSE TO UTTER A CERTAIN 4-LETTER WORD... 114 00:05:34,465 --> 00:05:36,907 (audience gasps and murmurs) 115 00:05:36,907 --> 00:05:39,009 FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. 116 00:05:39,009 --> 00:05:42,373 I DID NOT WRITE THAT ON THE CORN. 117 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,847 (sighs) JUST PROMISE ME 118 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,850 YOU WON'T HAVE A FEW DRINKS AND GET ALL KISSY WITH ME 119 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:53,353 LIKE YOU DID LAST WEEK AT THE BERMANS'. YOU TOLD ME YOU DON'T WANT OUR FRIENDS TO KNOW 120 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,857 WE'RE HAVING MARITAL PROBLEMS. (rings doorbell) WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAUL ME TO PROVE WE'RE OKAY. 121 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,430 I DON'T LIKE PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION. I KNOW. 122 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:02,493 BUT THESE DAYS, THEY'RE THE ONLY KIND I CAN GET FROM YOU. 123 00:06:04,435 --> 00:06:08,038 SORRY WE'RE LATE, MIKE. OH, THAT'S OKAY, COME ON IN. 124 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:10,441 OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 125 00:06:10,441 --> 00:06:12,803 IT'S JUST A PIE, SUSAN. I'VE BROUGHT THEM BEFORE. 126 00:06:12,803 --> 00:06:15,976 NO, THE BROOCH THAT YOU'RE WEARING. IT'S... IT'S MINE. 127 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,908 EXCUSE ME? 128 00:06:17,908 --> 00:06:20,781 KARL GAVE IT TO ME YEARS AGO. CAN I SEE IT? 129 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:23,484 WELL, I DON'T DOUBT THAT IT'S SIMILAR, SUSAN, 130 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,786 BUT IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE SAME ONE. 131 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,788 NO, YES! (chuckles) THERE'S THE INSCRIPTION. 132 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,961 TO HIS GRANNY IRENE! MIKE! 133 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,627 THIS IS THE SAME BROOCH I LOST TEN YEARS AGO. 134 00:06:36,627 --> 00:06:38,969 YOU SAY YOU LOST IT? 135 00:06:38,969 --> 00:06:41,532 YEAH. IT WAS BACK WHEN KARL AND I GOT DIVORCED. 136 00:06:41,532 --> 00:06:44,535 ONE DAY IT WAS ON MY COAT, AND THE NEXT... GONE. 137 00:06:44,535 --> 00:06:46,777 I NEVER KNEW WHERE IT WENT. 138 00:06:46,777 --> 00:06:49,910 (Karl) HI, EVERYBODY. WELL, NOW WE KNOW. 139 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,012 GREAT TO SEE YOU. SEE YOU, SWEETHEART. 140 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:55,886 HEY, KARL, GET IN HERE. WAIT. YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 141 00:06:55,886 --> 00:06:59,790 BREE FOUND YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S BROOCH. 142 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:01,792 WHAT? 143 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,824 YES, THE ONE THAT SUSAN LOST. 144 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:07,858 (Orson) WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARY COINCIDENCE. 145 00:07:07,858 --> 00:07:10,561 WHERE DID YOU GET IT, BREE? 146 00:07:10,561 --> 00:07:12,863 SHE BOUGHT IT. I-I'M ASSUMING. UH, YES, 147 00:07:12,863 --> 00:07:15,566 AT THAT LITTLE ANTIQUE STORE DOWN ON PEARL STREET. 148 00:07:15,566 --> 00:07:17,037 YEAH, SO OBVIOUSLY, 149 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,810 WHOEVER FOUND IT MUST'VE SOLD IT TO THAT STORE. 150 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:22,673 REMEMBER HOW MAD YOU GOT WHEN I LOST IT? 151 00:07:22,673 --> 00:07:25,846 HE REALLY YELLED AT ME. YOU YELLED AT HER? 152 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,519 I DON'T RECALL YELLING. YOU KINDA DID. 153 00:07:28,519 --> 00:07:30,921 "HOW COULD YOU LOSE MY GRANDMOTHER'S BROOCH?! 154 00:07:30,921 --> 00:07:33,684 IT WAS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM!" UNBELIEVABLE. 155 00:07:33,684 --> 00:07:36,727 YEAH, THAT IT WOULD TURN UP AGAIN AFTER ALL THIS TIME. 156 00:07:39,229 --> 00:07:43,664 WELL, I'M GLAD I CAN GIVE IT BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER. 157 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,766 OH, IT'S YOURS. YOU BOUGHT IT. 158 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,768 OH, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY WEAR IT 159 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:51,001 KNOWING THAT KARL GAVE IT TO YOU. 160 00:07:51,001 --> 00:07:53,904 WELL, HOW MUCH DID IT COST? I'LL REIMBURSE YOU. 161 00:07:53,904 --> 00:07:57,908 NO NEED, DEAR. TRUST ME, IT WAS A STEAL. 162 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,584 (man) WHOA! WE GOTTA GET HIM INSIDE. 163 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,786 SHH. SHH. JUST HOLD ON. JUST--OKAY. EASY DOES IT. 164 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,889 (laughs) HOW CAN WE GET SOME PANCAKES? (clatter) 165 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,891 WHAT? OH, GEE. WATCH IT. WATCH IT. 166 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,893 I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. (laughs) SHH. 167 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:15,596 (whispers) PORTER, FOR GOD SAKES! 168 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,599 PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP! 169 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,100 (normal voice) TOM? 170 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,603 HEY, HONEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 171 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:25,606 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE AT THE LIBRARY STUDYING. 172 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,678 W-W-WE WERE, AND AFTER WE WERE DONE, 173 00:08:27,678 --> 00:08:30,010 I TOLD THE GUYS I'D TREAT 'EM TO PANCAKES. 174 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:33,644 BUT THE--THE PLACE WAS CLOSED. AH, SO WE PEED ON THE BUILDING. 175 00:08:33,644 --> 00:08:36,516 GIVE IT UP, T-SCAV! YO! 176 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,018 YOU'RE DRUNK. 177 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,651 UH, I BEG YOUR PARDON. 178 00:08:40,651 --> 00:08:43,153 HE'S DRUNK. I'M FACED. (chuckles) 179 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:45,696 (moans) 180 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:49,730 DO YOU HAVE A SINK? 181 00:08:52,663 --> 00:08:56,667 WHAT DID THIS LIBRARY HAVE, A 3-DRINK MINIMUM? 182 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:59,139 WELL, AFTER THE LIBRARY, WE WENT TO A BAR, 183 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:02,873 AND THEY GOT INTO A CUTTHROAT GAME OF BEER PONG. 184 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:04,675 EH-- 185 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:06,847 WELL, I'LL JUST MAKE 'EM SOME PANCAKES 186 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,849 AND TAKE 'EM HOME IN THE MORNING. 187 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,280 THE MORNING?! 188 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,123 CAN I TALK TO YOU A SECOND, T-SCAV, 189 00:09:13,123 --> 00:09:15,886 AWAY FROM THESE BEER PONG CHAMPS? (sighs) 190 00:09:15,886 --> 00:09:18,328 ACTUALLY, THEY LOST AND--AND IT WAS KIND OF CONTROVERSIAL-- 191 00:09:18,328 --> 00:09:21,762 I DON'T CARE! THEY'RE NOT STAYING HERE TONIGHT. COME ON! LOOK AT NIEDERMEYER. 192 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:24,194 I CAN'T TAKE HIM HOME TO HIS MOM AND DAD. 193 00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:27,798 YOU KNOW HOW PARENTS ARE. OF COURSE I DO! WE'RE PARENTS! 194 00:09:27,798 --> 00:09:30,040 (man vomits and belches) UGH. 195 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,872 LOOK... 196 00:09:33,704 --> 00:09:36,006 I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT THE KIDS TO LIKE YOU 197 00:09:36,006 --> 00:09:38,749 SO THEY CAN ELECT YOU HOMECOMING KING OR WHATEVER, 198 00:09:38,749 --> 00:09:41,652 BUT YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL 199 00:09:41,652 --> 00:09:44,014 TO HAVE SOME SECOND CHILDHOOD. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! 200 00:09:44,014 --> 00:09:45,916 OKAY. OKAY, I HEAR YA. 201 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:48,959 (grunts) HEY, I HEAR YOU, TOO. 202 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:50,791 WANNA KEEP IT DOWN? 203 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,923 (moans) 204 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,703 AND AS PUNISHMENT, 205 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,775 I'M HAVING JUANITA DRAFT A LETTER OF APOLOGY 206 00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:07,638 TO EVERY CLASSMATE AND FAMILY MEMBER WHO HEARD... 207 00:10:07,638 --> 00:10:10,080 THE VERB IN QUESTION. 208 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,782 THAT SEEMS FAIR. 209 00:10:11,782 --> 00:10:14,014 AND OF COURSE, SHE WON'T BE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE 210 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,717 IN THE FINAL TWO PERFORMANCES OF THE THANKSGIVING PAGEANT. 211 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,749 OF COURSE. 212 00:10:18,749 --> 00:10:21,051 AND SHE IS ALSO ON CAFETERIA CLEANING DETAIL 213 00:10:21,051 --> 00:10:24,324 FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. ABSOLUTELY. 214 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,196 UH, NOT SO FAST. 215 00:10:26,196 --> 00:10:28,659 I'M SORRY? OH, COME ON, MRS. PETERSON. 216 00:10:28,659 --> 00:10:31,662 A LETTER OF APOLOGY? FINE. TAKING HER OUT OF THE PLAY? 217 00:10:31,662 --> 00:10:34,264 HEY, SHE DESERVED THAT BASED ON HER PERFORMANCE ALONE. 218 00:10:34,264 --> 00:10:36,266 BUT LET'S NOT GO OVERBOARD. 219 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:39,770 MRS. SOLIS, THIS SCHOOL HAS A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY 220 00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:41,772 WHEN IT COMES TO PROFANITY. 221 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:45,776 AND WE RESPECT THAT. RIGHT, HONEY? 222 00:10:45,776 --> 00:10:47,778 STAY OUT OF THIS, SWEETHEART. 223 00:10:47,778 --> 00:10:49,680 YOU NEED TO TAKE A SECOND LOOK AT THAT POLICY. 224 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,922 JUANITA MADE A LITTLE SLIP. IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL. 225 00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:54,725 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE FLIPPED THE BIRD AFTERWARDS. 226 00:10:54,725 --> 00:10:56,727 MY RULING STANDS. 227 00:10:56,727 --> 00:10:59,860 IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME, DON'T DO THE CRIME. 228 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,362 WHAT IS THIS, SHAWSHANK ELEMENTARY? 229 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,364 THIS SCHOOL IS NOT AT FAULT. 230 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,296 IF YOU WANT TO ASSIGN BLAME, 231 00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:08,999 YOU MIGHT LOOK TO YOUR DUBIOUS PARENTING SKILLS. 232 00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:13,744 OH, I WISH YOU HADN'T SAID THAT. 233 00:11:13,744 --> 00:11:15,876 EXCUSE ME? 234 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,978 WELL, JUANITA LEARNED THAT WORD SOMEWHERE. 235 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,781 AND YOU'RE SAYING I TAUGHT IT TO HER? 236 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,984 NO, I'M SURE IT WAS WHISPERED TO HER BY THE WIND. 237 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:27,417 (chuckles) LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MRS. PETERSON. 238 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:31,061 I AM PULLING JUANITA OUT OF THIS CRAPPY, CRAPPY SCHOOL! 239 00:11:31,061 --> 00:11:32,462 COME ON, CARLOS! 240 00:11:32,462 --> 00:11:33,924 OH. 241 00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:35,265 "CRAPPY," HUH? 242 00:11:35,265 --> 00:11:37,427 WHAT A SHAME JUANITA WON'T BE HERE 243 00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:39,730 TO BLURT THAT OUT DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE. 244 00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:42,973 OH, YEAH? WELL, HERE'S A BLURT FOR YA-- 245 00:11:42,973 --> 00:11:46,807 (school bell rings) ...AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON! 246 00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:03,854 DON'T SHOOT! IT'S JUST ME. 247 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,958 RELAX, SUSAN. IT WAS A JOKE. 248 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:10,300 IS MIKE HERE? 249 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:13,403 HE IS OUT ON A JOB. OH, DARN IT. 250 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:17,307 I WANTED TO TALK TO BOTH OF YOU SO I COULD APOLOGIZE. 251 00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:20,470 OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS... 252 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:21,812 (door closes) 253 00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:24,444 I'VE LET MY EMOTIONS GET THE BEST OF ME. 254 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:28,218 I'M SURE YOU'VE NOTICED THAT MY BEHAVIOR HAS BEEN... 255 00:12:28,218 --> 00:12:29,519 (singsongy) CRAZY. 256 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:32,752 HMM, JUST IN THE... CLINICAL SENSE. 257 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,155 WELL, THAT'S OVER. 258 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,158 I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE ANY MORE TENSION BETWEEN US. 259 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,891 WHEN WE SEE EACH OTHER ON THE STREET, 260 00:12:40,891 --> 00:12:42,893 I WANT US TO WAVE, 261 00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:44,995 NOT DIVE BEHIND A GARBAGE CAN. 262 00:12:44,995 --> 00:12:49,169 OH, I DIDN'T DIVE. I... JUST DROPPED MY KEYS. 263 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,442 I JUST WANT THINGS TO BE NORMAL AGAIN. 264 00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:55,075 LET ME PLAY POKER WITH YOU AND THE GIRLS. 265 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,507 IF YOU THROW A PARTY, INVITE ME. 266 00:12:57,507 --> 00:13:02,312 MAYBE YOU AND MIKE CAN HAVE ME OVER FOR A BARBECUE SOMETIME. 267 00:13:02,312 --> 00:13:05,886 GIVEN WHAT'S HAPPENED, 268 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:09,419 I JUST DON'T SEE A BARBECUE IN OUR FUTURE. 269 00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:16,196 FINE, SUSAN. 270 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,529 I WAS JUST HOPING TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN 271 00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:22,432 AND SHOW ALL THOSE PEOPLE HOW WRONG THEY WERE. 272 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,206 WHAT PEOPLE? 273 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,809 THE ONES WHO KEEP TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD SUE YOU FOR, UH... 274 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,843 WHAT DID THEY CALL IT? "RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT"? 275 00:13:32,843 --> 00:13:35,315 YEAH, I'M SORRY. WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 276 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,816 NEIGHBORS, WELL-WISHERS, 277 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,119 A COUPLE OF LAWYERS WHO DABBLE IN CIVIL LAWSUITS. 278 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:43,994 BUT I TOLD THEM, "NO, I COULD NEVER SUE SUSAN." 279 00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:46,997 IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING, WE'RE STILL FRIENDS. 280 00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:49,229 BUT... 281 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,531 IF THAT ISN'T TRUE ANYMORE... 282 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,333 BRUNCH! 283 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,035 UH... (chuckles) 284 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,537 MIKE AND I AREN'T REALLY BARBECUE PEOPLE. 285 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:02,442 WE LIKE A GOOD BRUNCH. (laughs) SO... LET'S GIVE THAT A SHOT. 286 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:06,076 UM, I'M SORRY. THAT WAS JUST A BAD CHOICE OF WORDS. 287 00:14:06,076 --> 00:14:09,449 (laughs) I LOVE IT! 288 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,522 SUNDAY AROUND 11:00? I'LL BRING A QUICHE. 289 00:14:12,522 --> 00:14:14,354 GREAT. 290 00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:21,161 AREN'T YOU GLAD I'M NOT CRAZY ANYMORE? 291 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,264 OH, YEAH. THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER. 292 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,897 WE ARE OVER, KARL. 293 00:14:26,897 --> 00:14:29,399 (door closes) AND THIS TIME I MEAN IT. 294 00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:33,143 OH, COME ON, BREE. YOU'RE GONNA DUMP ME OVER A LOUSY BROOCH? 295 00:14:33,143 --> 00:14:35,145 IT'S NOT THE BROOCH, KARL. IT'S YOU. 296 00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:36,606 STEALING SUSAN'S JEWELRY 297 00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:38,648 AND THEN BERATING HER FOR LOSING IT? 298 00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:41,581 WHAT KIND OF MAN DOES THAT? HOW ABOUT A MAN WHOSE WIFE'S TAKING HIM TO THE CLEANERS, 299 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,915 WHO WANTS TO GET BACK A LITTLE OF WHAT SHE'S COSTING HIM? 300 00:14:44,915 --> 00:14:47,918 BUT HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID AS TO THEN GIVE IT TO ME? 301 00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:50,961 DID IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU THAT SHE MIGHT SEE ME WEARING IT? 302 00:14:50,961 --> 00:14:53,493 HEY, WHEN SUSIE AND I DIVORCED, SHE LOST A LOT OF THINGS. 303 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,495 I FORGOT THE BROOCH WAS ONE OF THEM. 304 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,498 THAT'S YOUR DEFENSE--THAT YOU STOLE SO MUCH, YOU LOST TRACK? 305 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,271 LET'S NOT FORGET WHO HAD NO PROBLEM 306 00:15:01,271 --> 00:15:04,274 STAGING A FAKE BURGLARY TO PROTECT HER STUFF FROM ORSON. 307 00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:06,306 WELL, I AM NOT PROUD OF THAT. 308 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,309 I AM EVEN LESS PROUD OF LETTING MY LIBIDO BLIND ME TO THE FACT 309 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:13,113 THAT I HAVE BEEN FORNICATING WITH A MORALLY BANKRUPT WEASEL. 310 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,445 WELL, NOT ANYMORE. WE'RE DONE. 311 00:15:15,445 --> 00:15:17,517 WAIT. 312 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,519 BREE... 313 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,521 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 314 00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:27,057 EXCUSE ME? 315 00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:30,530 I KNOW, NOT THE BEST TIME TO ASK. 316 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,432 BUT I WAS SCARED IF I WAITED, I WOULDN'T GET ANOTHER SHOT. 317 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,436 DO YOU THINK FOR ONE INSTANT I WOULD EVEN-- DON'T FEEL YOU NEED TO ANSWER RIGHT AWAY. 318 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,138 I'M PRETTY SURE 319 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,640 WHAT THE SHORT-TERM RESPONSE WOULD BE. BUT, UM... 320 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,174 I LOVE YOU, BREE. FOR GOD SAKES, KARL. 321 00:15:44,174 --> 00:15:48,018 AND I'D BE HONORED IF YOU'D EVEN CONSIDER BECOMING MY WIFE. 322 00:15:48,018 --> 00:15:49,519 NO. 323 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:52,482 I'M NOT DONE. 324 00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:55,485 THE MAN WHO SWIPED THAT BROOCH-- THAT WAS THE MAN I WAS. 325 00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:58,188 THE MAN I AM NOW IS A LITTLE BETTER, 326 00:15:58,188 --> 00:16:01,261 BUT HE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE MAN THAT I COULD BE 327 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,394 WITH A WOMAN LIKE YOU AS MY WIFE. 328 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,539 THERE. DONE. 329 00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,701 KARL-- DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 330 00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:14,044 JUST GO. THINK IT OVER. 331 00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:16,446 I ONLY WANNA SAY-- BUP, BUP, BUP! 332 00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:17,577 JUST THINK. 333 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:52,182 (knock on door) 334 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,215 I HOPE I'M NOT DISTURBING YOU. 335 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,247 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THE... 336 00:16:57,247 --> 00:16:59,018 OH. 337 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,550 ARE YOU OKAY? 338 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:04,094 YOU'RE CRYING. WHAT'S WRONG? 339 00:17:04,094 --> 00:17:06,096 NO, NOTHING. WHAT'S UP? 340 00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:07,397 OH, OKAY. 341 00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:11,161 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW WELL OUR PLAN IS WORKING. 342 00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:12,532 OUR PLAN? 343 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,705 YEAH, THE ONE ABOUT TAKING THE HIGH ROAD WITH SUSAN. 344 00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:19,369 I WAS JUST OVER THERE. SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE. 345 00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:21,071 WHO'S THAT? 346 00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:22,772 MY MOTHER. 347 00:17:22,772 --> 00:17:25,315 OH! WHERE DOES SHE LIVE? 348 00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:26,616 SHE DOESN'T. 349 00:17:26,616 --> 00:17:29,319 I'M SORRY. 350 00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:31,321 TOMORROW WOULD'VE BEEN HER BIRTHDAY. 351 00:17:31,321 --> 00:17:33,583 EVERY YEAR THIS TIME I GET A LITTLE DEPRESSED. 352 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,656 SO LET'S GO OUT. I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH. 353 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:40,130 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR MY PARTNER IN CRIME. 354 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:43,133 (sighs) OKAY, YOU GOTTA STOP WITH THAT. 355 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:46,136 WHAT? THIS "OUR PLAN," "PARTNER IN CRIME." 356 00:17:46,136 --> 00:17:49,469 THIS IS YOUR THING WITH SUSAN. YOU DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO. 357 00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:54,204 OH, YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHER. 358 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,706 (gasps) YOU KNOW WHAT? 359 00:17:56,706 --> 00:18:00,550 I'LL BAKE YOU A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE. 360 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:02,612 BEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR DEPRESSION! 361 00:18:05,815 --> 00:18:08,188 (door opens) 362 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,361 (sighs) WELL, I CALLED EVERY PRIVATE SCHOOL IN THE AREA. 363 00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:13,223 NO OPENINGS UNTIL SEPTEMBER. 364 00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:15,225 (continues chopping vegetable) DAMN IT, GABY. 365 00:18:15,225 --> 00:18:17,827 YOU COULDN'T WAIT TILL SUMMER TO CUSS OUT THE PRINCIPAL? 366 00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:20,630 I MAKE NO APOLOGIES. SHE HAD IT COMING. 367 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,632 AND I'D DO IT AGAIN. 368 00:18:22,632 --> 00:18:25,505 SHE ATTACKED OUR DAUGHTER. 369 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,507 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE SO DEVOTED TO JUANITA, 370 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,509 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE SPENDING 371 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,811 A WHOLE LOT MORE TIME TOGETHER. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 372 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,144 I THINK WE HAVE OTHER CHOICE. 373 00:18:34,144 --> 00:18:36,146 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HOMESCHOOL HER. 374 00:18:36,146 --> 00:18:38,318 (laughing) THAT'S FUNNY. 375 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,820 OH, YOU'RE GOOD, CARLOS. 376 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,753 WE NEEDED SOMETHING TO CUT THE TENSION. 377 00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:46,196 BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO WE DO? 378 00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:47,357 SERIOUSLY? 379 00:18:47,357 --> 00:18:48,828 WE ENROLL ONLINE, 380 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,601 THEY SEND US THE CURRICULUM, AND YOU TEACH HER. 381 00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:54,164 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. BEFORE THIS GETS UGLY, 382 00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:56,336 YOU DO REALIZE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TEACH. 383 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,869 REALLY? YOU TAUGHT JUANITA A FEW CHOICE WORDS. 384 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:02,442 ME? HOW ABOUT YOU? 385 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,374 WHAT A BLANK OF A DAY! 386 00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:06,776 EARL AT THE OFFICE IS SUCH A BLANK. 387 00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:09,879 I WANNA KICK THE BLANK OUT OF HIS BLANK. 388 00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:12,382 OH, YEAH? HOW ABOUT, THAT BLANKING HAIRDRESSER 389 00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:14,454 TOTALLY SCREWED UP MY BLANKING HAIR! 390 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,287 LOOK AT ME! I'M TOTALLY BLANKED! 391 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:19,789 THE BLANKING CLIENT DIDN'T SIGN THE DEAL, 392 00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:22,292 AND WE LOST A BLANKLOAD OF MONEY. 393 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:24,394 WAH! BLANK, BLANK, BLANK! 394 00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:25,735 (sighs) 395 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:29,369 OKAY. WE ARE BOTH AT FAULT. 396 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,840 BUT YOU'RE HOMESCHOOLING HER. 397 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,442 FINE, 398 00:19:32,442 --> 00:19:34,674 BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO ISN'T GETTING BLANKED TONIGHT. 399 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,706 (sighs) FINE WITH ME. 400 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:39,509 I BLANKED OFF EARLIER. 401 00:19:52,622 --> 00:19:54,694 THANKS AGAIN FOR THE PIE. 402 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,367 YOU'RE WELCOME. 403 00:19:57,367 --> 00:20:00,330 SO I SEE YOU'RE WEARING THE BROOCH. 404 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,302 I MUST SAY IT WAS AWFULLY SWEET OF KARL 405 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,304 TO GIVE YOU HIS GRANDMOTHER'S JEWELRY. (faucet turns off) 406 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,337 WHEN YOU WERE MARRIED, DID HE DO THAT SORT OF THING OFTEN-- 407 00:20:07,337 --> 00:20:10,310 SURPRISE YOU WITH LITTLE GIFTS? CONSTANTLY. 408 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,412 REALLY? 409 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,415 YEAH, OF COURSE, AFTER A WHILE I KNEW THAT IT JUST MEANT 410 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,547 THAT HE'D CHEATED AND WAS FEELING GUILTY. (chuckles) 411 00:20:17,547 --> 00:20:20,250 ONCE HE WENT TO BARBADOS AND BROUGHT ME BACK 412 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,792 A PAIR OF SAPPHIRE EARRINGS. I CRIED FOR DAYS. 413 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,354 OH. 414 00:20:24,354 --> 00:20:26,356 SO... (sighs) 415 00:20:26,356 --> 00:20:28,328 WHY THE SUDDEN FASCINATION WITH KARL? 416 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,461 OH, I'M HARDLY FASCINATED, JUST CURIOUS. 417 00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:35,305 WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE TO HIM, 418 00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:37,807 IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE LIES AND THE CHEATING, 419 00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:40,410 AND YOU NEVER REALLY TALK ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES. 420 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:43,373 WELL, THERE WERE WONDERFUL TIMES. 421 00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:45,875 YEAH, HE WAS ALWAYS A GOOD KISSER, 422 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:49,018 AND HE COULD ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH. 423 00:20:49,018 --> 00:20:53,323 YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS, IF HE HAD BEGGED MY FORGIVENESS... 424 00:20:53,323 --> 00:20:56,856 I MEAN, IF JUST ONCE... 425 00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,360 HE HAD TOLD ME THAT HE WAS WILLING TO CHANGE... 426 00:21:02,732 --> 00:21:04,694 OH! 427 00:21:04,694 --> 00:21:06,366 THE HELL WITH KARL. 428 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,569 IN FACT, UM... 429 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,441 HERE. 430 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,603 NO, SUSAN. IT'S YOURS. 431 00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:15,875 NO, IT'S KARL'S. 432 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:20,510 AND THE ONLY JEWELRY I SHOULD BE WEARING NOW IS MIKE'S. 433 00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:22,782 WELL, IF YOU INSIST. 434 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,784 AND BY THE WAY, THANKS. 435 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,456 IT FELT GOOD 436 00:21:26,456 --> 00:21:29,719 TO SAY A FEW NICE THINGS ABOUT KARL FOR A CHANGE, YOU KNOW. 437 00:21:29,719 --> 00:21:32,692 WELL, IT WAS NICE TO HEAR THEM. 438 00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:38,768 HERE YOU GO, GABY. IT'S KINDA OLD. 439 00:21:38,768 --> 00:21:41,871 IT'S FROM BEFORE THE SOVIET UNION BROKE UP. 440 00:21:41,871 --> 00:21:43,673 THE SOVIET UNION BROKE UP? 441 00:21:45,074 --> 00:21:47,076 YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING 442 00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:49,078 WITH THIS HOMESCHOOLING THING? OH, HONEY, JUANITA'S IN FIRST GRADE. 443 00:21:49,078 --> 00:21:50,980 SHE'LL BELIEVE WHAT I TELL HER. 444 00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:52,982 HEY, YOUR PHONE. OH! (object clatters to floor) 445 00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:56,315 OOH. I POPPED MY BUTTON. (laughs) 446 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,548 ACTUALLY, LYNETTE, I'M NOT SURPRISED. 447 00:21:58,548 --> 00:22:00,650 WHAT? 448 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:02,652 WELL, I WASN'T GONNA BRING IT UP, 449 00:22:02,652 --> 00:22:05,895 BUT... YOU HAVE BEEN GETTING A LITTLE ROUNDER LATELY. 450 00:22:05,895 --> 00:22:08,758 WELL, WHAT CAN I TELL YOU, GABY? 451 00:22:08,758 --> 00:22:10,630 I'M WORKING LONG HOURS, 452 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,101 I'M NOT EXERCISING, 453 00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:14,664 EATING A BUNCH OF JUNK AT WORK. 454 00:22:14,664 --> 00:22:18,768 YEAH, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE GETS EVEN BIGGER THAN THIS. (slap) 455 00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:21,671 DON'T YOU HAVE SOME HOMEWORK? 456 00:22:21,671 --> 00:22:25,344 ACTUALLY, I'VE GOTTA PICK UP SOME BOOKS AT THE LIBRARY. 457 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,418 GOOD. I'LL CLEAN UP. BYE. 458 00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:32,121 (door opens) SERIOUSLY, LYNETTE, YOU CAN LOSE THIS WEIGHT IN ONE MONTH. 459 00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:34,484 (door closes) NO, GABY, I REALLY CAN'T. 460 00:22:34,484 --> 00:22:36,486 YES, YOU CAN, AND I'M GONNA HELP YOU. 461 00:22:36,486 --> 00:22:38,628 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MEET EVERY MORNING AT 7:00 462 00:22:38,628 --> 00:22:41,631 AND GO FOR A RUN? I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S RIGHT AROUND THE TIME 463 00:22:41,631 --> 00:22:44,133 I'M GETTING THE KIDS READY FOR SCHOOL. 464 00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:46,135 LYNETTE, YOU CANNOT LET THIS GO. YOU KNOW THE EXPRESSION-- 465 00:22:46,135 --> 00:22:48,968 "THE LONGER YOU WAIT, THE BIGGER THE BUTT." (telephone rings) 466 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,970 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GET THAT. 467 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,902 IT MIGHT BE ANOTHER FRIEND 468 00:22:52,902 --> 00:22:54,904 CALLING TO TELL ME MY ASS IS TOO FAT. (ring) 469 00:22:54,904 --> 00:22:58,908 WELL, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. ALL RIGHT. (blows kiss) BYE. I LOVE YOU. 470 00:22:58,908 --> 00:23:00,710 (door opens) HELLO? 471 00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:03,783 (laughs) NO, T-SCAV JUST LEFT. 472 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,456 THIS IS L-SCAV. MAY I HELP YOU? 473 00:23:12,422 --> 00:23:15,094 I'M--I'M SORRY. WHAT PARTY? 474 00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:18,097 (rock music playing) 475 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:21,070 (indistinct conversations and shouting) 476 00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:23,102 (Niedermeyer) WHOO! ALL RIGHT! WATERMELON! (man) WHO WANTS SOME FRUIT? 477 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,575 OH! NIEDERMEYER! MAHONEY! HEY, MRS. SCAVO. 478 00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:28,578 HI. WOULD YOU LIKE A SLICE OF LONG ISLAND WATERMELON? 479 00:23:28,578 --> 00:23:31,681 GOSH, TEMPTING, BUT I JUST WANNA FIND MY HUSBAND 480 00:23:31,681 --> 00:23:33,583 AND BRING HIM HOME. 481 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:35,585 UH, HE'S NOT HERE. DON'T COVER FOR HIM. 482 00:23:35,585 --> 00:23:37,587 SOMEBODY CALLED OUR HOUSE WANTING TO KNOW 483 00:23:37,587 --> 00:23:40,089 WHY HE HADN'T SHOWN UP WITH THE KEG YET. 484 00:23:40,089 --> 00:23:42,191 BRILLIANT. 485 00:23:42,191 --> 00:23:45,855 NIEDERMEYER, PLEASE. TOM HAS ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITIES. 486 00:23:45,855 --> 00:23:49,659 HIS JELL-O SHOTS AND BEER PONG DAYS ARE OVER, 487 00:23:49,659 --> 00:23:51,661 AND I DON'T APPRECIATE HIS NEW BUDDIES 488 00:23:51,661 --> 00:23:53,663 MAKING HIM THINK THEY'RE NOT. 489 00:23:53,663 --> 00:23:55,134 HE'S NOT OUR BUDDY. 490 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:58,007 I DON'T CARE. I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE HE IS. 491 00:23:58,007 --> 00:24:00,109 HE JUST DROPPED OFF THE KEG AND LEFT. 492 00:24:00,109 --> 00:24:02,141 WELL--WAIT! WAIT! 493 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:05,114 IF HE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND, WHY IS HE BUYING YOU A KEG? 494 00:24:05,114 --> 00:24:07,216 WHY IS HE MAKING YOU DINNER AT OUR HOUSE? 495 00:24:07,216 --> 00:24:08,918 (scoffs) 496 00:24:08,918 --> 00:24:11,881 ♪♪♪ 497 00:24:11,881 --> 00:24:13,222 OKAY, BOYS. 498 00:24:13,222 --> 00:24:15,224 NO! OH, NO, NO, NO! 499 00:24:15,224 --> 00:24:16,886 WITHOUT THIS WATERMELON, 500 00:24:16,886 --> 00:24:18,958 ALL THESE PRETTY GIRLS WILL STAY SOBER, 501 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,891 AND WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. (gasps) 502 00:24:21,891 --> 00:24:24,193 NO! NO! OKAY! OKAY! WE'LL TELL YOU! 503 00:24:24,193 --> 00:24:26,836 DUDE, SHE'S GOT OUR MELON! 504 00:24:26,836 --> 00:24:28,197 ♪♪♪ 505 00:24:28,197 --> 00:24:30,199 TOM'S DOING STUFF FOR US 506 00:24:30,199 --> 00:24:33,072 BECAUSE GAVE HIM THE ANSWERS TO THE MIDTERM. 507 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,004 HE'S CHEATING OFF YOU? 508 00:24:35,004 --> 00:24:37,176 NO. WE'VE GOT A CONNECTION IN THE MATH DEPARTMENT. 509 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,178 WE GET THE TESTS. 510 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,150 ♪♪♪ 511 00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:44,954 WAIT, UH, MRS. SCAVO, CAN WE GET OUR WATERMELON BACK? 512 00:24:49,819 --> 00:24:51,120 (sighs) 513 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,823 YOU COMING TO BED? JUST A SEC. 514 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:59,268 OH. (sighs) SO EXHAUSTED. 515 00:24:59,268 --> 00:25:01,571 OH. 516 00:25:01,571 --> 00:25:02,932 OKAY. 517 00:25:02,932 --> 00:25:06,075 NO, NO, NO. WAIT. WAIT. I AM NOT THAT EXHAUSTED. 518 00:25:06,075 --> 00:25:08,938 OH. OKAY. (laughs) 519 00:25:08,938 --> 00:25:10,740 (cell phone rings) MMM. 520 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,742 MMM. 521 00:25:12,742 --> 00:25:14,083 (ring) 522 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:15,715 (groans) 523 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,216 (beep) 524 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,088 DELFINO PLUMBING. 525 00:25:19,088 --> 00:25:20,790 (sighs) 526 00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:22,752 UH, YEAH. 527 00:25:22,752 --> 00:25:24,894 WELL, EXACTLY WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 528 00:25:24,894 --> 00:25:27,857 LOOK, I-I'M--I'M NOT ON CALL TONIGHT. 529 00:25:27,857 --> 00:25:30,800 I'LL--I'LL TRY TO STOP BY TOMORROW. (cell phone drops on table) 530 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,532 THAT'S RIGHT, BUSTER. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE TONIGHT. 531 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,004 MMM. NO KIDDING. 532 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,638 KATHERINE CAN FIX HER OWN LEAK. 533 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:40,109 THAT WAS KATHERINE? 534 00:25:40,109 --> 00:25:42,712 YOU GOTTA GET OVER THERE RIGHT NOW. 535 00:25:42,712 --> 00:25:45,615 (grunts) LOOK, I KNOW WE'VE GOTTA BE FRIENDS WITH HER, 536 00:25:45,615 --> 00:25:48,718 BUT NOT AT 11:00. AND NOT WHEN YOU'RE WEARING THIS. 537 00:25:48,718 --> 00:25:51,881 OKAY, SHE COULD SUE US. OH, SHE'S NOT GONNA SUE US OVER THIS. 538 00:25:51,881 --> 00:25:54,884 IT'S NOT LIKE OUR DOG PEED ON HER FLOWERS. I SHOT HER. 539 00:25:54,884 --> 00:25:58,087 SO CALL HER BACK AND TELL HER YOU'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 540 00:25:58,087 --> 00:26:00,159 (sighs) FINE. (dialing) 541 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:02,291 HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE ANYWAY? 542 00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:05,134 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A LEAK IN HER MASTER BATH. 543 00:26:05,134 --> 00:26:06,996 IN THE BEDROOM? 544 00:26:13,603 --> 00:26:15,104 HELLO, MIKE. 545 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,308 AND SUSAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 546 00:26:19,308 --> 00:26:23,883 I CAME TO ASSIST MY HUSBAND, 547 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:27,086 GET THE JOB DONE IN HALF THE TIME. 548 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,789 HEY, UM, WHERE'S YOUR SLING? 549 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:33,192 (gasps) OH! MY SHOULDER'S FEELING MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU. 550 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,124 THAT'S GREAT! 551 00:26:35,124 --> 00:26:37,627 SO IT DOESN'T HURT IF I DO THIS? 552 00:26:37,627 --> 00:26:40,630 HEY, WHY DON'T WE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LEAKY FAUCET? 553 00:26:40,630 --> 00:26:42,271 UH, UH, NO. 554 00:26:42,271 --> 00:26:46,235 ACTUALLY, IT'S THE, UM, GARBAGE DISPOSAL IN THE KITCHEN. 555 00:26:46,235 --> 00:26:49,639 BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS IN THE MASTER BATH. 556 00:26:49,639 --> 00:26:51,280 MIKE, SERIOUSLY, 557 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,343 WHY WOULD A GARBAGE DISPOSAL BE IN THE MASTER BATH? (laughs) 558 00:26:54,343 --> 00:26:56,045 COME ON. THIS WAY. 559 00:26:56,045 --> 00:26:58,287 IT'S JUST MAKING THIS AWFUL SOUND. 560 00:26:58,287 --> 00:27:00,990 WELL, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE AN AWFUL SOUND. 561 00:27:07,056 --> 00:27:10,159 (gasps) 562 00:27:10,159 --> 00:27:13,002 (shrieks) 563 00:27:13,002 --> 00:27:16,035 (gasps) 564 00:27:18,067 --> 00:27:20,069 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE? 565 00:27:20,069 --> 00:27:22,071 I KNEW I NEVER SHOULD'VE TRUSTED YOU. 566 00:27:22,071 --> 00:27:25,775 YOU JUST WANTED MIKE OVER HERE TO TRY TO SEDUCE HIM. 567 00:27:25,775 --> 00:27:27,076 (scoffs, laughs) REALLY, SUSAN. 568 00:27:27,076 --> 00:27:28,978 YOU HAVE THE MOST SUSPICIOUS MIND. 569 00:27:28,978 --> 00:27:31,650 OH, PLEASE. LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 570 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,652 EVEN I'M GETTING TURNED ON. 571 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:37,687 SO I LIT A FEW CANDLES AND SPRINKLED SOME ROSE PETALS. 572 00:27:37,687 --> 00:27:39,689 I DO THAT EVERY NIGHT. 573 00:27:39,689 --> 00:27:40,990 REALLY? MM. 574 00:27:40,990 --> 00:27:44,133 DO YOU ALSO DRINK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE? 575 00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:46,265 MAYBE I HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM, OKAY? 576 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:48,968 NO, YOU HAVE A BIG PROBLEM, KATHERINE. MIKE! (ice rattles) 577 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:51,701 THERE'S NO REASON TO BRING HIM INTO THIS. 578 00:27:51,701 --> 00:27:53,703 OH, WELL, YOU SAY THAT YOU DO THIS EVERY NIGHT, 579 00:27:53,703 --> 00:27:56,005 AND HE USED TO SPEND A LOT OF NIGHTS HERE. 580 00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:59,008 SO WHY DON'T WE SEE IF IT LOOKS FAMILIAR TO HIM? MIKE! 581 00:27:59,008 --> 00:28:01,981 MIKE, I NEED YOU TO COME UP HERE! MIKE! 582 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,883 COME UP HERE RIGHT NOW! 583 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:06,055 STOP! STOP! STOP THAT'S EVIDENCE! 584 00:28:06,055 --> 00:28:08,117 LEAVE ME ALONE! 585 00:28:08,117 --> 00:28:09,458 (gasps) 586 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:12,121 OH, MY GOD. A BUBBLE BATH?! 587 00:28:12,121 --> 00:28:15,324 THIS IS NOW A BAD JACKIE COLLINS NOVEL. 588 00:28:15,324 --> 00:28:18,297 I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE. 589 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,299 KATHERINE, YOU NEED HELP. (toilet flushes) 590 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,371 (sighs) WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE-- IT'S SICK! 591 00:28:22,371 --> 00:28:25,374 Y-YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK THAT ROSE PETALS AND CHAMPAGNE 592 00:28:25,374 --> 00:28:28,337 ARE GONNA WORK ON MIKE. HE LOVES ME! 593 00:28:28,337 --> 00:28:31,180 DON'T PUSH ME, SUSAN. I'LL SUE YOU! 594 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:33,743 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? GO AHEAD. SUE ME! 595 00:28:33,743 --> 00:28:35,745 AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, 596 00:28:35,745 --> 00:28:38,087 GET ME FOR ASSAULT WITH A STRAWBERRY, TOO. (grunts) 597 00:28:38,087 --> 00:28:39,989 UHH! JUST-- 598 00:28:39,989 --> 00:28:43,052 YOU BITCH! AAH! 599 00:28:43,052 --> 00:28:44,493 (both screaming) 600 00:28:44,493 --> 00:28:46,325 (grunts and gasps) 601 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:48,928 CRAZY! AAH! 602 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,760 (crank) 603 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,763 (water squishing) 604 00:28:56,365 --> 00:28:59,438 (squishing continues) 605 00:29:05,474 --> 00:29:07,877 F.Y.I., 606 00:29:07,877 --> 00:29:09,879 WE HATE HER AGAIN. 607 00:29:23,132 --> 00:29:26,495 (door opens and closes) 608 00:29:31,841 --> 00:29:34,844 MAHONEY CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THAT YOU-- 609 00:29:34,844 --> 00:29:38,007 KNOW ABOUT THE CHEATING? YEAH. I DO. 610 00:29:38,007 --> 00:29:41,010 WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU. 611 00:29:41,010 --> 00:29:44,513 WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID? 612 00:29:44,513 --> 00:29:48,087 BECAUSE IT IS A REQUIRED COURSE THAT I WILL NEVER USE, 613 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,920 AND... 614 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,562 I'M FAILING IT. 615 00:29:53,562 --> 00:29:56,996 YOU'RE FAILING? 616 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:59,498 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE YOU FAIL. 617 00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:02,001 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I DID THIS, 618 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:04,503 SO THAT I COULD FOCUS ALL OF MY ATTENTION 619 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:06,575 ON MY CORE CLASSES. 620 00:30:06,575 --> 00:30:08,577 ARE--ARE YOU FAILING THOSE, TOO? 621 00:30:08,577 --> 00:30:10,109 NO... 622 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:13,042 BUT IT'S TOUCH-AND-GO. 623 00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:17,446 MY ADVISOR WARNED ME THAT LEARNING A LANGUAGE AT MY AGE 624 00:30:17,446 --> 00:30:18,948 WOULD BE DIFFICULT, 625 00:30:18,948 --> 00:30:21,820 AND MANDARIN IS ONE OF THE HARDEST. 626 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,553 I STUDY AND I STUDY, BUT I-I'M ALWAYS BEHIND. 627 00:30:24,553 --> 00:30:28,827 LYNETTE, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, I AM DROWNING HERE. 628 00:30:33,002 --> 00:30:34,463 I DON'T CARE. 629 00:30:34,463 --> 00:30:37,006 WHAT? 630 00:30:37,006 --> 00:30:39,238 YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE IN SCHOOL? TALK TO ME. 631 00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:41,370 TALK TO YOUR PROFESSORS. HIRE A TUTOR. 632 00:30:41,370 --> 00:30:43,372 WHAT YOU DON'T DO IS CHEAT. 633 00:30:43,372 --> 00:30:46,075 COME ON, LYNETTE. IT--IT IS STATISTICS. 634 00:30:46,075 --> 00:30:48,077 I'M NEVER GONNA USE IT. 635 00:30:48,077 --> 00:30:50,920 IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING, TOM! 636 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,922 WHAT IF THE KIDS FOUND OUT? 637 00:30:52,922 --> 00:30:55,955 WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE ARE YOU SETTING FOR THEM? 638 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:57,957 THE SAME ONE YOU'RE SETTING. 639 00:30:59,588 --> 00:31:02,091 WHEN GABRIELLE ASKED YOU IF YOU WERE GAINING WEIGHT, 640 00:31:02,091 --> 00:31:05,064 DIDN'T YOU LIE? OH, CLEARLY THAT'S DIFFERENT. 641 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:07,937 WHY? BECAUSE OF THE CONSEQUENCES. 642 00:31:07,937 --> 00:31:09,939 YOU COULD GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL. 643 00:31:09,939 --> 00:31:12,571 AND YOU COULD LOSE ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS. 644 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:15,444 (sighs) I'M GOING TO TELL GABY THE TRUTH... 645 00:31:15,444 --> 00:31:18,247 EVENTUALLY. AND WHEN YOU DO, SHE'LL TELL CARLOS. 646 00:31:18,247 --> 00:31:20,109 AND WHEN HE FINDS OUT 647 00:31:20,109 --> 00:31:23,252 THAT HIS NEW VICE PRESIDENT LIED TO HIM, HE MAY FIRE YOU. 648 00:31:23,252 --> 00:31:26,285 YOU--YOU WANNA TALK TO ME SOME MORE ABOUT CONSEQUENCES? 649 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:29,488 I THINK THE WAY YOU'RE TRYING TO RATIONALIZE YOUR BEHAVIOR 650 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:32,061 IS PATHETIC. WE ARE TWO MIDDLE-AGED PEOPLE, LYNETTE. 651 00:31:32,061 --> 00:31:34,563 WE BOTH KNOW THE VALUE OF PRINCIPLES. 652 00:31:34,563 --> 00:31:38,097 WE ALSO KNOW SOMETHING THAT WE'VE NEVER TOLD THE KIDS-- 653 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:40,599 THAT THERE ARE, SADLY, SOME TIMES IN LIFE 654 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:44,533 WHEN YOU NEED TO BREAK THE RULES IN ORDER TO SURVIVE. 655 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:49,108 I CHEATED ON A TEST. 656 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:51,110 YOU DON'T WANT TO PAT ME ON THE BACK? FINE. 657 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,112 BUT DON'T ACT LIKE YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME 658 00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:55,114 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT. 659 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,689 (monotone voice) "'OKAY,' SAID SKIPPY. 660 00:32:00,689 --> 00:32:04,393 "I'LL MEET YOU DOWN AT RED CREEK AFTER SCHOOL." 661 00:32:04,393 --> 00:32:06,655 (normal voice) THIS IS BORING. CAN I WATCH TV? 662 00:32:06,655 --> 00:32:08,657 JUANITA, WHILE YOU'RE HERE WITH ME, 663 00:32:08,657 --> 00:32:10,659 IT'S THE SAME AS IF YOU WERE AT SCHOOL. 664 00:32:10,659 --> 00:32:13,502 WE JUST FINISHED GYM CLASS. NOW IT'S TIME FOR READING. 665 00:32:13,502 --> 00:32:15,564 IRONING ISN'T GYM CLASS. 666 00:32:15,564 --> 00:32:17,566 HEY, WHO'S THE TEACHER HERE, HUH? 667 00:32:17,566 --> 00:32:19,068 READ! 668 00:32:19,068 --> 00:32:21,270 YOU READ. 669 00:32:23,112 --> 00:32:25,044 JUANITA! 670 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:26,715 (sighs) COME ON. 671 00:32:26,715 --> 00:32:30,419 LET'S JUST FINISH THIS CHAPTER. 672 00:32:30,419 --> 00:32:33,522 (sighs) 673 00:32:37,126 --> 00:32:39,128 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 674 00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:45,264 I'M WARNING YOU. I AM NOT PLAYING. 675 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:55,674 JUANITA, SO HELP ME GOD... 676 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:58,077 PICK IT UP! NO. 677 00:32:58,077 --> 00:33:00,749 PICK IT UP OR END UP ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO IT. 678 00:33:08,417 --> 00:33:11,360 THANK YOU. THAT'S MUCH BETTER. 679 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,462 (thud) WHOOPS. 680 00:33:15,264 --> 00:33:18,597 HELLO? SO WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY? (Gabrielle and Juanita grunting) 681 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:21,700 PICK UP THE BOOK! PICK IT UP! NO! NO! 682 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:24,603 GABY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! 683 00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:27,076 IT'S CALLED HOMESCHOOLING! 684 00:33:27,076 --> 00:33:29,478 PICK... UP... THE... BOOK! 685 00:33:37,486 --> 00:33:39,488 I DID WHAT YOU ASKED, KARL. 686 00:33:39,488 --> 00:33:41,690 I WENT HOME AND THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR PROPOSAL. 687 00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:45,724 AND? NO, WAIT. NOT YET. DO I NEED TO BRACE MYSELF? 688 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:48,357 I'M NOT GONNA SAY NO. REALLY? 689 00:33:48,357 --> 00:33:50,359 OR YES. WHAT'S THE POINT 690 00:33:50,359 --> 00:33:52,501 WHEN I ALREADY HAVE A HUSBAND I CAN'T SEEM TO SHAKE? 691 00:33:52,501 --> 00:33:55,734 SO FOR NOW, YOU MIGHT WANNA FOCUS ON GETTING ME A DIVORCE. 692 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:58,707 AND IF I DO THAT, YOU'LL MARRY ME? 693 00:33:58,707 --> 00:34:01,770 NO, NOT YOU, BUT I AM INTERESTED IN THIS OTHER KARL-- 694 00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:04,473 THE ONE YOU SAY YOU'RE PLANNING TO BECOME. 695 00:34:04,473 --> 00:34:07,676 YEAH, IF YOU MARRY ME. 696 00:34:07,676 --> 00:34:09,178 WELL, I'M AFRAID 697 00:34:09,178 --> 00:34:11,450 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE SOONER THAN THAT. 698 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:14,353 (laughs) I THINK I CAN ARRANGE A MEETING. 699 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:18,257 OH! THAT'S ANOTHER THING. NO SEX FOR AT LEAST A MONTH. 700 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:22,131 A MONTH? YOU ARE TOO ADEPT AT USING IT TO CLOUD MY JUDGMENT. 701 00:34:22,131 --> 00:34:24,633 I WANNA SEE YOU THROUGH EYES THAT ARE CLEAR, 702 00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:28,267 NOT ROLLING BACK IN MY HEAD. SO I HAVE TO BE A GOOD BOY AND NO SEX. 703 00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:30,269 IT'S LIKE WE'RE MARRIED ALREADY. 704 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:33,071 KARL, IF WE GO PUBLIC WITH THIS, LET ALONE MARRY, 705 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,244 THERE WILL BE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES. 706 00:34:35,244 --> 00:34:37,246 SUSAN MAY NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, 707 00:34:37,246 --> 00:34:39,248 AND GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT ORSON WILL DO. 708 00:34:39,248 --> 00:34:41,280 I WILL NOT EVEN CONTEMPLATE PAYING THAT PRICE 709 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,712 UNTIL I'M SURE YOU'RE DAMN WELL WORTH IT. 710 00:34:43,712 --> 00:34:46,555 AND IF CAN PROVE THAT YOU ARE... 711 00:34:49,718 --> 00:34:51,820 THEN YOU CAN GIVE THIS TO ME AGAIN. 712 00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:54,693 AND NEXT TIME, IT'LL MEAN SOMETHING. 713 00:35:02,371 --> 00:35:04,173 (door opens) 714 00:35:04,173 --> 00:35:05,674 (door closes) 715 00:35:08,777 --> 00:35:10,309 (exhales deeply) 716 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:13,312 WELL, DID YOU TALK WITH HER? IS SHE READY TO APOLOGIZE? 717 00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:14,883 MM, NOT QUITE. (sighs) 718 00:35:14,883 --> 00:35:17,186 SHE HEARD WHAT YOU SAID TO THE PRINCIPAL, 719 00:35:17,186 --> 00:35:19,188 AND SHE IS BLAMING YOU 720 00:35:19,188 --> 00:35:22,621 FOR HER NOT BEING ALLOWED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. SO YOU DEFENDED ME, RIGHT? 721 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,723 WELL, THAT WAS A LITTLE TOUGH, 722 00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:29,498 WHAT WITH HER BEING RIGHT AND YOU BEING WRONG. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WRONG? I DID WHAT I DID FOR HER. 723 00:35:29,498 --> 00:35:32,261 REALLY? 724 00:35:32,261 --> 00:35:34,763 YOU DON'T THINK THAT MAYBE A TEENY BIT OF THAT 725 00:35:34,763 --> 00:35:37,266 WAS IN RESPONSE TO YOU BEING CRITICIZED AS A MOM? 726 00:35:37,266 --> 00:35:38,467 NO! 727 00:35:39,768 --> 00:35:43,542 WELL, MAYBE "THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON" PART, 728 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:46,545 BUT THE ORIGINAL SENTIMENT WAS ALL IN DEFENSE OF OUR DAUGHTER. 729 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:49,378 WHERE DOES SHE GET OFF BEING MAD AT ME? 730 00:35:49,378 --> 00:35:51,420 GABY, SHE CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL AND BE WITH HER FRIENDS. 731 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:53,422 SHE CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE OVER 732 00:35:53,422 --> 00:35:55,524 BECAUSE A CHIMP MAULED A CLOWN AT HER BIRTHDAY PARTY. 733 00:35:55,524 --> 00:35:57,786 SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE MAD. 734 00:35:57,786 --> 00:36:01,430 YOU... NOT SO MUCH. 735 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,699 (sighs deeply) 736 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:17,306 (dialing) 737 00:36:17,306 --> 00:36:18,677 (beep) 738 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,780 (sighs) 739 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:25,554 MA? IT'S ME. 740 00:36:25,554 --> 00:36:29,588 I KNOW. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. I'M SORRY. 741 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:31,890 NO, YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 742 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,223 JUST... KNOW THAT WE'RE SAFE, OKAY? 743 00:36:34,223 --> 00:36:36,725 OH, MA, PLEASE, DON'T CRY. 744 00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:41,370 WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES TO TALK, OKAY? 745 00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:43,802 HE'S GOOD. (chuckles) 746 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:45,934 HE JUST TURNED 19. 747 00:36:45,934 --> 00:36:49,608 I KNOW. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 748 00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:52,881 YEAH, I WISH WE COULD, TOO. UH, IT'S JUST TOO RISKY. 749 00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:55,884 BUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS... 750 00:36:58,317 --> 00:36:59,848 MA, I GOTTA GO. 751 00:36:59,848 --> 00:37:02,851 I-I-I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON. RIMANGA BENE, OKAY? 752 00:37:04,993 --> 00:37:08,427 HEY YA, KATHERINE. WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 753 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:10,729 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR MOTHER WAS DEAD. 754 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,432 OH, YEAH. THAT WAS MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. 755 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:15,003 NICK'S MOM. 756 00:37:15,003 --> 00:37:16,405 OH! 757 00:37:16,405 --> 00:37:17,736 YOU CALL HER "MA"? 758 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,608 WE'RE CLOSE. 759 00:37:19,608 --> 00:37:21,610 I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN. 760 00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:24,343 THE FRONT DOOR WAS OPEN. HERE. 761 00:37:26,014 --> 00:37:29,017 HEY, IS THAT ONE OF THOSE PREPAID PHONES? 762 00:37:29,017 --> 00:37:31,620 OH, YEAH. WHEN NICK AND I WENT ON VACATION, 763 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,722 WE BOUGHT THIS TO CALL HOME. 764 00:37:33,722 --> 00:37:35,684 AND THEN WE HAD SOME MINUTES LEFT OVER, 765 00:37:35,684 --> 00:37:39,458 SO I FIGURED I'D USE 'EM UP. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, KATHERINE? 766 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:42,561 WELL, I WANTED TO DROP OFF THE CAKE AS PROMISED 767 00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:47,596 AND TELL YOU LAST NIGHT, SUSAN AND I HAD A BIG FIGHT. 768 00:37:47,596 --> 00:37:49,698 SHE THREW ME INTO THE BATHTUB. 769 00:37:49,698 --> 00:37:50,969 REALLY? 770 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:53,772 FIRST SHE SHOOTS ME, NOW SHE TRIES TO DROWN ME. 771 00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,774 I'M GOING TO THE POLICE, 772 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:58,347 SO I'M GONNA NEED THAT GUN FOR EVIDENCE. 773 00:37:58,347 --> 00:38:00,579 WHAT GUN? 774 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:03,011 THE ONE SHE SHOT ME WITH. 775 00:38:03,011 --> 00:38:05,283 THE ONE DANNY GAVE JULIE. 776 00:38:07,656 --> 00:38:09,788 OH. 777 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,791 LISTEN, KATHERINE, I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA 778 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,824 GETTIN' THE POLICE INVOLVED. 779 00:38:15,824 --> 00:38:18,667 JUST STICK TO YOUR PLAN. 780 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:23,071 I HATE THAT SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS. 781 00:38:26,475 --> 00:38:28,807 HEY. 782 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,510 NICK'S NOT ITALIAN, IS HE? 783 00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:32,841 NO. WHY? 784 00:38:32,841 --> 00:38:36,785 'CAUSE YOU WERE TALKING TO HIS MOTHER IN ITALIAN. 785 00:38:36,785 --> 00:38:40,649 OH, SHE LIKES IT. MAKES HER FEEL SOPHISTICATED. 786 00:38:40,649 --> 00:38:42,621 (laughs) (chuckles) 787 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,953 I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT IN 40 MINUTES. 788 00:38:44,953 --> 00:38:49,558 I REALLY SHOULD GET DRESSED. BUT THANK YOU FOR THE CAKE. 789 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:03,412 WHAT'S THAT, SWEETIE, YOUR HOMEWORK? 790 00:39:03,412 --> 00:39:06,475 IT'S ALL HOMEWORK NOW, ISN'T IT? 791 00:39:08,577 --> 00:39:10,879 LOOK, JUANITA, 792 00:39:10,879 --> 00:39:13,882 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUNG, I USED TO GET PICKED ON 793 00:39:13,882 --> 00:39:15,884 BECAUSE I WAS THE LITTLEST KID IN MY CLASS, 794 00:39:15,884 --> 00:39:18,657 AND I COULDN'T DEFEND MYSELF FROM THE BULLIES. 795 00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:21,790 AND THEN I DISCOVERED A PART OF ME THAT WAS BIG-- 796 00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:24,032 MY MOUTH. 797 00:39:24,032 --> 00:39:26,695 AND I'VE BEEN FIGHTING BACK WITH IT EVER SINCE. 798 00:39:26,695 --> 00:39:28,697 SO WHEN MRS. PETERSON SAID THOSE MEAN THINGS, 799 00:39:28,697 --> 00:39:31,640 I HAD TO DEFEND YOU. WHY? I SAID A BAD WORD. 800 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,073 IF YOU JUST LET HER PUNISH ME, THIS WOULD ALL BE OVER. 801 00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:37,075 BELIEVE ME, LEAVING THAT SCHOOL 802 00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,848 IS GONNA WIND UP BEING A GOOD THING. 803 00:39:39,848 --> 00:39:42,050 MRS. PETERSON IS A BULLY. I LIKE MRS. PETERSON. 804 00:39:44,152 --> 00:39:45,914 (sighs) 805 00:39:45,914 --> 00:39:48,657 OKAY. 806 00:39:48,657 --> 00:39:52,661 I WAS WRONG, AND I'M SORRY YOU'RE UPSET. 807 00:39:54,563 --> 00:39:57,696 YOU STILL THINK I'M A GOOD MOM, RIGHT? (chuckles) 808 00:40:00,469 --> 00:40:02,000 HONEY? 809 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,734 CAN WE JUST READ? 810 00:40:13,111 --> 00:40:15,614 I'M TELLING YOU, KATHERINE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. 811 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,617 THE WAY SHE TALKS ABOUT STEALING MIKE BACK FROM YOU? 812 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:20,619 SHE HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT. 813 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:23,121 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. MIKE AND I HAVE A NEW RULE. 814 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:26,154 WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND THAT KATHERINE DOESN'T EXIST. 815 00:40:26,154 --> 00:40:28,527 (chuckles) YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA BE ENOUGH? 816 00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:29,658 YOU NEED TO GET HER OFF THE STREET. 817 00:40:29,658 --> 00:40:32,661 KATHERINE HATES YOU, 818 00:40:32,661 --> 00:40:35,534 AND I'M NOT TALKIN' "DIRTY LOOKS IN THE SUPERMARKET" HATE. 819 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,536 THAT WOMAN IS DANGEROUS. 820 00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:39,007 DANGEROUS HOW? 821 00:40:39,007 --> 00:40:41,610 (sighs) OKAY. 822 00:40:41,610 --> 00:40:43,712 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M EVEN SAYING THIS. 823 00:40:43,712 --> 00:40:46,214 BUT DO YOU KNOW WHERE KATHERINE WAS 824 00:40:46,214 --> 00:40:48,647 THE NIGHT THAT JULIE WAS ATTACKED? 825 00:40:52,881 --> 00:40:56,755 NO. THAT'S CRAZY. UM... 826 00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:59,688 WHY WOULD KATHERINE WANT TO HURT JULIE? 827 00:40:59,688 --> 00:41:03,031 YOU HAD JUST MARRIED THE MAN THAT SHE LOVED. 828 00:41:03,031 --> 00:41:04,863 IT WAS DARK. 829 00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:07,696 A WOMAN WALKED OUT OF YOUR HOUSE... 830 00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:14,042 MAYBE SHE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS JULIE. 831 00:41:19,648 --> 00:41:22,881 THERE ARE SO MANY RULES IN THIS WORLD. 832 00:41:22,881 --> 00:41:25,584 THAT'S WHY WE MUST START LEARNING THEM 833 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:29,117 WHILE WE ARE STILL CHILDREN. 834 00:41:29,117 --> 00:41:31,690 WE ARE TOLD VERY CLEARLY... 835 00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:35,063 "DON'T SAY BAD WORDS." 836 00:41:35,063 --> 00:41:36,595 (starts engine) 837 00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:39,928 "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CHEAT ON TESTS." 838 00:41:42,671 --> 00:41:46,775 "IT'S NOT NICE TO LIE TO YOUR FRIENDS." 839 00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:52,681 "YOU SHOULDN'T COVET A MAN WHO ISN'T YOURS." 840 00:41:54,543 --> 00:41:59,287 (engine starts) "AND YOU SHOULDN'T BETRAY A MAN WHO IS." 841 00:41:59,287 --> 00:42:05,694 SO WE GROW UP, AND STILL WE BREAK THE RULES... 842 00:42:05,694 --> 00:42:10,528 COMPLETELY FORGETTING THAT IF SOMEONE CATCHES US, 843 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,061 WE WILL BE PUNISHED. 844 00:42:13,061 --> 00:42:15,564 HI THERE. YES, GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. 845 00:42:15,564 --> 00:42:17,566 UH, I WAS HOPING TO REPLACE 846 00:42:17,566 --> 00:42:20,008 A CAMEO BROOCH MY WIFE PURCHASED HERE. 847 00:42:20,008 --> 00:42:22,010 I'D LIKE TO SURPRISE HER. A BROOCH? 848 00:42:22,010 --> 00:42:24,172 UM, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT HERE. 849 00:42:24,172 --> 00:42:25,844 YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN. 850 00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:29,648 MY WIFE WAS QUITE SPECIFIC ABOUT WHERE SHE PURCHASED IT. 851 00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:31,650 SORRY. UH, WE SELL FURNITURE. 852 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:34,152 SHE MUST'VE GOTTEN IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. 853 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:35,824 (telephone rings) UM, EXCUSE ME.